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Friday, June 11, 2004

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Hello to all the people who have found themselves here after following the link from Outpost Gallifrey, the top Doctor Who news website.
A special thank-you must go to the editors of Outpost Gallifrey for warning their readers that they should visit lowculture at their own risk, given that "the language and terminology used are definitely for adults only." Whoops.
Of course, we've turned our attentions to Doctor Who before so, just for you lot, here's a round-up of our previous coverage (complete with dubious language and terminology).
» WHY D'YOU WANNA GO THOUGH TIME AND SPACE? BECAUSE WE WANT TO, BECAUSE WE WANT TO!: Billie Piper vs Melanie Fucking Bush.
» GOING OUT WITH A BANG: Tinhead vs the TARDIS.
» WE HAVE LIFT-OFF!: Lord President Borusa vs Kitten from out of Big Brother
» FUCK ME TV (30 MAY 2004): Adric vs A Question Of Sport
» HELEN WORTH'S BIRTHDAY FACT FRENZY: The Fourth Doctor vs Gail Platt's tits.
» HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WHO: lowculture vs a tatty Cyberman costume in the reception area at work.
» FUCK ME FACTS (8 OCTOBER 2003): Kate O'Mara vs Joan Collins, Jane Asher and Bonnie Langford.
» DOCTOR WHO?: Richard E Grant vs Argos and, to a lesser extent, the Shalka.
» HUMBLE BEGINNINGS: Gail Platt (again) vs intergalactic mining rights.
» ALIEN LADYBOY SHOCKER: Jon Pertwee vs a cock in a cape.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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COMPACT APARTMENT, SHORT TERM LET AVAILABLE :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: WHY D'YOU WANNA GO THOUGH TIME AND SPACE? BECAUSE ... :: GOING OUT WITH A BANG :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: WE HAVE LIFT-OFF! :: TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS :: WELCOME, INTERNET PERVERTS :: RAGING FEMINISM VERSUS NAKED GIRL-ON-GIRL MUD WRES... ::

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