A big hello to all the people who have got here by searching on Google for naked pictures of the new Big Brother housemates. We don't have any, but please stay a while anyway - you might even like it.
Just so you know, we can see where you all work and have access to the IP addresses of the PCs you have logged in on, which we will be noting down in our special book, against future need.
NOTE TO NON-GAY MEN: Probably not much for you here, boys, but you never know until you try, eh? Look at Todd in Corrie. He's loving it.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.