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TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Wednesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» NEE-NAW! GMTV, from 6am, ITV1
Lisa Maxwell, better known as DI Samantha Nixon in The Bill, joins Eamonn and Fiona on the sofa this morning. Almost worth getting up early for. But not quite.
» WHEEEEEEE! When Pilots Eject, 8pm, Five
Anyone who claims they wouldn't press a big red "eject" button if left alone in an aeroplane is, frankly, a fucking liar – just like the people who say that they wouldn't put a tea cosy on their head if they found themselves alone in a room with one.
» BLEEP! The Truth Behind The Moon Landings, 9pm, Five
Conspiracy theorists (and lowculture's gran) have long been convinced that man never actually set foot on the moon, and that the whole thing was just a complicated hoax. Is there any truth in their fanciful claims? Was Neil Armstrong just hiding in a cupboard at Cape Canaveral all along? A sceptic and a believer lock horns as they argue the toss about the whole thing.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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