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Wednesday, May 26, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Slightly-less-than amazing things about Wednesday, May 26:
» A 14-year-old boy claimed to be allergic to school in 1998, saying it gave him sneezing fits, on the same day that a cow had to be winched to safety after falling into a swimming pool at an old people's home in Shropshire.
» It was reported in 2000 that prisoners could soon be offered sex as a reward for good behaviour. That's created a horrible image of a naked Joan in Prisoner: Cell Block H in our heads.
» It's 20 years since Bananarama got to number 95 in the American charts with Robert De Niro's Waiting. The actor reportedly rang the girls to congratulate them.
» Happy birthday to: Fleetwood Mac singer Stevie Nicks (56), Jackie Brown actress Pam Grier (55), and Eastenders' Bianca, Patsy Palmer (32).
» Unrelated fact of the day: No words in the English language rhyme with month, orange, silver or purple.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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