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TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Tuesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» AFTERMATH! Holby City, BBC1, 8pm
We forgot to mention it at the time, but last week's Holby was absolutely brilliant! It featured the last appearance of Tom Campbell-Gore, and there was no danger of him leaving quietly by the back door. He was caught out for acquiring hearts for his patients by contravening normal proceedures, and po-faced Zubin and Ric proceeded to give him a stern lecture on medical ethics, before telling him to clear his desk. Just when you expected him to come to his own defence with a rousing speech about how great he is, Tom opted for a more simple sentiment ("Oh, bite me!") and walked out forever. It won't be the same without him, but Sister Chrissie is back in the thick of the action this week - orange with envy about Owen's dalliance with Dianne, and also grieving on the anniversary of her baby's death.
» CRAZY! Cutting It, BBC1, 9pm
There's only one thing you need to know about this week's episode. AMANDA HOLDEN IS BACK! And Mia is in the mood for dangling babies off the side of tall buildings. Crumbs!
» FRAUGHT! Hells' Kitchen, ITV1, 9pm
We are loving this, particularly Amanda Barrie's dizzy old tart routine, and the option to completely ignore the main action and concentrate on spotting the B-list celebs dining in the background (we were delighted to see Darlene Cake and some of the other Bad Girls and comedy boy band V lurking in last night's episode).
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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