Monday, May 24, 2004
SHOCKING TWIST
With Coronation Street on a bit of a roll at the moment and Emmerdale making good progress in the ratings war, it's no surprise that the producers of EastEnders have been devising some blockbuster storylines to put them back on top of the soap heap.
If you're expecting more half-baked crime plots starring the World's Worst Gangster (Andy), or you live in constant fear of yet more Jim Branning "comedy" scenes, you will be left wanting.
That's because, if rumours in the Sunday newspapers are to be believed, the soap gurus at EastEnders have come up with a something truly fantastic - ie a helter skelter disaster.
Yes, you read that right - a helter skeleter disaster.
The residents of Walford are going to have a fair in the Square to celebrate the 100th birthday of the market, the centrepiece of which is a piece of magnificent conical slidey goodness. Unfortunately, it's a bit wonky, and the whole lot collapses, trapping many of our favourites in the wreckage. Amazing!
Pauline and Dot are going to be left battling for survival, according to the reports, while Lynne Slater will lose her baby in the calamity, and Ian will be left in a wheelchair after sustaining some nasty injuries.
It's probably too much to hope that Janine will be spotted running away from the scene with a large spanner, but we remain hopeful.
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