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POOLED RESOURCES

If you’ve been sitting breathless with anticipation all day, just dying to know about our attempts to gatecrash the BBC3 Eurovision On Location pool party recording, you will be disappointed to learn that we were invited all the time, so we just strolled in without incident. Sorry.
However, if you’re reading this before 8pm, you really should switch to BBC3 to catch the show, which was shaping up to be hugely entertaining. Many of the Eurovision boys we’ve been slobbering over on the website all week were in attendance (even Deen turned up, wearing four different kinds of camouflage!), and Paddy and Lorraine were on top form. And even if it’s after 8pm, you can still catch it, because it’s repeated twice later in the evening. (Look really closely and you might even spot us in the background, ?f you l?ke that sort of th?ng).
Lorraine was whisked off by helicopter at the end to catch her flight back to the UK so she can give the results of the UK vote against the festive backdrop of London’s homosexual Old Compton Street, but Paddy is sticking around in Turkey to bring us Eurovision – A Little Bit More on BBC3 right after the main broadcast. So make sure you don’t go straight to bed with your cup of Horlicks right after Terry Wogan has passed out in a pool of his own vomit.

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