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Monday, May 24, 2004

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

All normal life is cancelled this evening, in favour of the Coronation Street triple bill
Todd's told Sarah he's in the gays, and all hell is about to break loose – with the highlight being a bitch-fight between Gail and Eileen.
We are slightly concerned about the possible adverse effects all that hair-pulling will have on Gail's nice new blonde highlights, though. Her hair will already be weakened from all the bleach, and there's a strong chance that Eileen will just be able to tear it out in clumps. Mind you, that might take her mind off her future son-in-law and his penchant for the love that dare not speak its name for a while - at least until Audrey has time to fit her for a hairpiece.
Watch it at 7.30pm, 8.30pm and again at 10pm.

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