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Tuesday, April 06, 2004

TUESDAY'S FUCK ME TV!

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! And don't miss our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» SMUTTY! 'Allo 'Allo, 6pm, UKTV Gold
Rene is discovered down a hole.
» DISCHARGE! Emmerdale, 7pm, ITV1
The teenagers of the village discover that shagging each other all the time has serious consequences – they've all got an STD. Hooray!
» BITCHY! Melrose Place, 8pm FTN
It might be getting on a bit now, but Melrose Place is still a top TV treat. In this episode, Jane is arguing with her slutty sister Sydney, Alison is arguing with a one-night stand, and Amanda is arguing with Jo.
» SHOUTY! Ricki Lake, FTN, 11.50pm
"You're My Man - Stop Hanging Out With Gay Men". Well, where would be be if everyone followed stupid orders like that, eh?
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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