The schlock you won't want to miss today
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Tonight's episode is a rather unlikely remake of Speed, with Reg Hollis in the Keanu Reeves role.
» Are You Telepathic? 8.30pm, Five ... Apparently, if you think you might be, Carol Vorderman can help you find out once and for all.
» Bad Girls 9pm, ITV1 ... Here's a statement you may never read again: we shot our load over Christopher Biggins just that bit too soon. To elaborate: we were a bit premature with our announcement of the Biggins guest spot last week. He's actually in it tonight and – hoorah! – he gets taken hostage!
» Is there something else we should be watching? Click on the comment link.
* To open in a new window, click anywhere EXCEPT the icon.
Your views from our forums. Click on the quote to join the discussion.
According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.