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Wednesday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Where The Heart Is 11am, UK Gold ... Only hours after we declare our shameful love for this heartwarming Pam Ferris-fest on the lowculture messageboard, we spot it lurking in the early morning schedules. Hoorah! And don't worry if you have to go to work or somewhere equally trivial – you can see it on UK Gold 2 tonight at 8pm.
» TV Scrabble 6pm, Ftn ... Once, Toby Anstis bestrode the world of children's TV like a (small-ish) Colossus. Now, he's presenting this. Funny how things turn out, isn't it?
» One True Voice: Pop Go The Rivals 8pm, Sky One ... Recorded just before the release of their flop single and all the rumours of a split, this should be unintentionally hilarious. And it will have jolly old Uncle Pete Waterman in it, claiming to have invented everything since the dawn of creation.
» How Clean Is Your House 8.30pm, Channel 4 ... Janet has five bedrooms, and has not been cleaning any of them. Kim and Aggie will not be impressed.
» Is there something else we should be watching? Click on the comment link.

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