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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Tanya's Blonde Highlights

Steven writes: I think for me the clincher was when the previews on the front page used to be rated in Tiny Tanya Turners – that's when I knew I was going to enjoy it here. And the little picture of Tanya that said "watch these, or I'll shag you to death." I think that having Tanya as the site's sort-of mascot gave such a perfect indication of what went on here – that the people were fierce and uncompromising, but also funny and entertaining. A whole board full of tarts with hearts, and fabulous nails.

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» TITS! Striptease, Channel 4, 11.05pm
Demi Moore must strip for money at the Eager Beavers. The rich man's Showgirls.
» COCK! Color of Night, BBC1, 12.20am
Load of old rubbish (psychologist, blah, traumatised, blah, suicide, blah, murder, blah blah blah), but you do see Bruce Willis's penis for about a fraction of a second, so set those videos. Assuming any of you still have videos, that is. And (also) assuming any of you wanted to see it in the first place. Which we can only assume you DIDN'T.
» BALLS! Dream Team, Shy One, 3.25am
Oh, Dream Team! How we loved you! And now look at you. Repeats, at 3.25am. Still, at least Lynda Block is in Corrie now - playing, as far as we can tell, Lynda Block! Amazing!
» Is there something we've missed? Click on the comment link to share your tips.

Labels: Bruce Willis, Dream Team, Lynda Block, Striptease

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