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Monday, April 03, 2006

Whoops...

...we had a really busy weekend and didn't have time to write anything to go on here today. We apologise for any inconvenience caused, and we hope that our usual inept level of service will resume tomorrow.

In the meantime, why not do your own exploring with the remote control tonight? You might find something new and wonderful. If so, you can tell us all about it in the commentbox and maybe we'll write about it later.

All subscribers who are dissatisfied with today's level of service, please write to our registered address with your bank details, along with your Chip & Pin, and we will arrange a full refund.

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Pah! I should hope so too. Please refund 4206 3782 8181 0009 with at least £3,000. My pin is (obviously) 1234.

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By Anonymous, at 3:35 pm

Neil Diamond in concert, BBC4, 8.30... a must see, I'm sure you'll all agree.

By Anonymous, at 7:14 pm

Tiny things for you to watch:

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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