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Monday, February 20, 2006

Felicity

As weekends go, we've just had a fairly happy one. The LOWCULTURE cup might not quite be overflowing, but there's definitely some good stuff sloshing around in the bottom of it at the moment. In honour of this rare happening, it's time to share with you five things that are making us smile on this beautiful Monday morning.

There was a trailer for Footballers' Wives on telly last night, and there will be a whole actual episode later in the week. It featured a great bitch-up between Tanya Turner and whoever Joan Collins is playing. In fact, the scene looked so entertaining we have decided not to be annoyed that neither of them actually appear until episode five.
Shobna Gulati, aka Corrie's Sunita, is to replace Denise Van Outen in Where The Heart Is.
American Idol is getting to the really good stuff now and is compulsive viewing – even if that bloke with the grey hair is really starting to creep us out.
The BBC have ordered a second series of Life On Mars, which is great news because it has been hugely entertaining, despite the slightly dodgy premise.
We finally live in an age where children's telly presenters can turn up to awards ceremonies with their boyfriends and nobody bats an eyelid.

Hurrah!

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U-G-L-Y, he ain't got no alibi - he's ugly!!

Why would you want to bat an eyelid over that?!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:03 pm  

lol very true - but who is his boyfriend tho, he looks a bit familiar...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:40 pm  

I Think they both look kinda cute myself !!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:41 pm  

lol true, but who is his boyfriend, he looks a bit familiar...

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:41 pm  

I've always liked that CBBC presenter. I also knew he was gay! KNEW IT!! Hah. Shame the bf isn't quite up to scratch...

Also, wasnt that presenter on Byker Grove many moons ago?

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:20 pm  

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