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Friday, November 11, 2005

Whose torso was it anyway?

This week's Thursday Torso belonged to none other than Robert Kazinsky, who plays Caspar Rose in Sky One's brilliant football-and-fucking soap, Dream Team.

"Who?"

Well, Robert only graduated drama school in March, but he's already been in two of our fave TV shows – namely Dream Team and Basil Brush. He must have been rather impressive at the DT audition, as he was offered the job just an hour and a half later. We're pretty impressed too – and not just because he makes us feel a bit funny inside. Imagine a younger, cheekier and far more likeable Conrad Gates from Footballers Wives and you're on the right lines.

Of course, knowing Dream Team he will end up being blown up, thrown off the stadium roof or impaled on a changing room hanger by Christmas, but we will make the most of our time together for as long as it lasts. And it doesn't matter that with his shirt off he doesn't REALLY look fit enough to be a professional footballer. It's something we're prepared to overlook, just this once...

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Hi Paul,
I watched Dream team every week just 2 c robert kazinsky on that footie pitch and now he is dead it just doesn't feel the same!
Wot do u think?

By Anonymous, at 4:54 pm

hi paul
me 2 he is just WELL FIT :P hes gonna b in eastenders playing staceys big bro sean yay

xxxxxlil blond gal xxxxx

By Anonymous, at 6:51 pm

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