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Friday, February 11, 2005

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» STUNT! Coronation Street, ITV1, 7.30pm
That Ken Barlow, eh? What a smoothie. Having popped the question to on-off-on-off-who-knows-who-flipping-cares partner Deirdre after being told it would be better for his financial situation, it comes as no surprise to discover that Deirdre is none-too-chuffed when she discovers the considerably unromantic motives behind his proposal. Meanwhile, Sally's affair might be about to be exposed (yay! Bitch goin' down!) and Chesney gets reunited with Schmeichel. Awww!
» CUNT! Nathan Barley, Channel 4, 10.00pm
The fabled creation of Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker (not to mention star of spoof TV show Cunt), Nathan Barley finally gets his own show. Anything that Chris Morris has worked on is always worth a look, and this one we've been looking forward to for weeks. Should be well weapon.
» SHUNT! The Rocky Horror Picture Show, ITV1, 11.35pm
Arguably one of the best cult movies of all time, we love it and we're cancelling all of our other plans so we can watch it. Invite some friends round, don those suspenders, lip-synch along and do the time warp again. And again. And again.
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