Friday, July 02, 2004
TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS
All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Friday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» BIT PART! The Courtroom, Channel 4, 4pm
This new daytime drama series has turned up all kinds of interesting guest stars. Today, for example, Adele Silva appears, taking a break from getting her tits out in the Daily Star while saying she would love to return to Emmerdale if only they would ask her (which they haven't).
» HIGHER! Brucey double bill, Challenge?, from 8pm
Quiz show channel Challenge? is that little corner of the TV universe where it is forever 1987, with Buce Forsyth always on hand to inform the hapless contestants that they will be getting nothing for a pair (not in THIS game). Settle down to The Price Is Right at 8pm, followed by the mighty Play Your Cards Right at 8.30pm. And if you press your red button, you can play along with both! Just don't blame us if you have some kind of psychotic episode due to the excitement of it all.
» SHOTGUN! Will And Grace, Channel 4, 9.30pm
Grace is getting married! But it will be over Will's dead body.
» BANG! Buffy The Vampire Slayer, BBC2, 1am
Buffy may have bowed out months ago, but this is the first chance for terrestrial viewers to see the glorious final episode in its uncut form.
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