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Thursday, July 01, 2004

TANYA'S BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS

All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Thursday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» COMPULSORY! Charlie's Angels, Five, 2.35pm
Did someone say "contractual obligation"? Farrah Fawcett-Majors makes a court-ordered guest appearance as Jill, bringing today's Angel count to a more than healthy four.
» SPOOK! Most Haunted, FTN, 8pm
Yvette Fielding hunts for poltergeists at Blackpool Pleasure Beach.
» YUK! My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance, E4, 9pm
If you think the Big Brother housemates are a rum lot, wait until you get a load of this guy! The female contestant must convince her incredulous family that yes, she really is planning to marry a fat fool.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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