All the TV that's mad, bad, or just a little bit evil for Wednesday. Our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings show just how low each show goes – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more mental it is.
» POSH! The House Of Eliott, UKTV Gold, 1pm Beatrice and Evangeline have been wowing the New York crowd with their pret-a-porter, but return to London to find that their snooty clientele has not remained loyal in their absence. Stuck-up madams!
» FURRY! How Clean Is Your House?, Channel 4, 8pm You can tell how mad someone is by how many cats they own, apparently. Well country music fan Linda Spiers must be completely demented, as she's got five of them. Kim and Aggie will not be impressed.
» HAOR YUR? Kath and Kim, FTN, 8pm If you've never seen this low-budget Aussie sitcom, you're basically just a loser. Plug in that Freeview box we told you to get for watching Terri McIntyre on and watch this. We're keeping our fingers crossed that they will get to the episodes featuring Prue and Trude soon, because they are possibly the funniest characters we've ever seen.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.