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Thursday, May 13, 2004

WE *HEART* LORRAINE

We hope you’re all watching BBC3’s Eurovision On Location shows (8.30pm tonight with repeats throughout the evening, then 8pm tomorrow night).
The Friday show is going to be a fabulously tacky Eurovision pool party – and lowculture has decided to crash it so we can achieve our life-long ambition of staring at Lorraine Kelly. We nearly achieved this at the Beeb’s Eurovision Making Your Mind Up live show, but she had her back to us that night, so it wasn’t really the same. We will let you know just how close we get later in the week, unless our exploits land us in Turkish prison.

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