Thursday, May 13, 2004
10 EUROVISION FACTS FOR THURSDAY (*100million in Turkish facts)
1. Swedish entrant Lena Philipsson has got fantastic tits for a woman of her age.
2. We nearly asked Lene if her song, It Hurts, was really about taking it up the arse, but the right moment never quite presented itself.
3. James Fox prefers a small dictaphone to a larger one.
4. All foreign delegates have a special Eurovision TV channel in their hotel rooms, piping videos, performances and sneaky footage from the rehearsals to their tellies, 24 hours a day.
5. The Icelandic and French contestants are just as buff in real life as they look in their pictures. Hooray!
6. Sertab wins the inaugural lowculture award for Best Hot Turkish Boy Dancers At An Aftershow Party Performance. She also comes second and third. For all we know, she might have won Best Hot Turkish Girl Dancers At An Aftershow Party Performance as well, but we really weren’t paying attention.
7. Finnish bloke Jari Silanpaa celebrated not getting through to the final by wearing some trousers that appeared to be fashioned out of newspapers.
8. We think we might have seen the Spanish entrant going for a swim in the pool in his hotel this morning in the course of our general skulking around. But, really, it could have been anyone.
9. It is raining today. Boo!
10. Ireland’s Chris Doran is expecting around 700 mad Irish supporters. It sounded like most of them were on our flight yesterday but, in reality, it was only about 7 of them. His brother was making the most noise, and kept shouting across the cabin that an unidentified member of their party should shut his face, “or I’ll shut it for ya!”.
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