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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS

Amazing things about Tuesday, March 30:
» Hyman Lipman patented the pencil with a rubber on the end in 1858. But that's . . . that's obscene!
» Yuck! A ball of hair weighing 5lbs 3oz was removed from the stomach of a "compulsive swallower" in South Devon in 1895.
» A 58-year-old pub landlord who had mistakenly picked up his wife's passport showed it on three different occasions at Gatwick Airport and was not picked up till he reached Lanzarote. We think it was his skillful use of blusher that tipped the balance.
» As part of the Spice Girl promotional frenzy, the girls helped launch Channel 5 in 1997.
» The Appleton sisters were refused a £2million advance for recording their new material in 2002. And for good reason.
» Happy birthday to: Artist and animal pitier Rolf Harris (74); one-time Crimewatch presenter Sue Cook (55); MC Hammer (42), and singer-songwriter Tracy Chapman (40).
» Unrelated fact of the day: Pognophobia is the fear of beards.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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