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Monday, February 23, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS! (FUCK ME, THEY'RE BACK!)

Amazing things about Monday, Feb 23:
» In 1916 the British government appealed to wealthy households to let their servants go. Not to spare them from cleaning the silver, however, but to send them to the bally war!
» The Roslin Institute in Edinburgh announced they had cloned a lamb named Dolly from an adult sheep in 1997. The sinister creation was named after Dolly Parton, referring to the fact the lamb had been cloned by a single cell from a teat.
» John Lee was due to be hanged at Exeter Prison in 1885. After three failed attempts, due to the trapdoor failing to open, Lee was released and lived for a further 48 years.
» It was reported three years ago that the Scouse accent was in danger of disappearing as air was becoming cleaner and pollution helped the twang. For as long as BB's Craig is on the telly, we shall beg to differ.
» Are-they/aren't-they/who-cares lesbifriends tATu were at number one last year with All The Things She Said.
» Happy birthday to: Nolans sister Linda (45), and model Melinda "She's Got a Degree, You Know" Messenger (33).
» Watch your wrists! Repetitive Strain Injury week begins today. To ease strain on our fingers we're not going to fi . .

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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