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Tuesday, March 30, 2004

TUESDAY'S FUCK ME TV!

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! And don't miss our Tiny Tanya Turner ratings – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» KNOCKWURST! 'Allo 'Allo
Rene is discovered in the cupboard with a big sausage.
» WOBBLY! Celebrity Fit Club, 8pm, ITV1
The urge to scoff a few hamsters gets too strong for Freddie Starr, and he throws in the towel with just two weigh-ins to go.
» HEARTBREAKING! Holby City, BBC1, 8pm
Kleenex at the ready folks. Tonight marks the last appearance of our Holby heroine, Sister Kath. See elsewhere on this page for a full appreciation.
» ERM... ALSO HEARTBREAKING! Angel, Sky One, 9pm
Cordelia finally stirs from her coma in tonight's episode, and is not best please to discover that Angel and co have switched sides to run Wolfram and Hart. But she decides to forgive Angel so she can have a bit of a snog-up with him, and all looks well – until those blubworthy closing minutes. Unmissable!
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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