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Monday, March 29, 2004

MONDAY'S FUCK ME TV!

You won't believe they're showing it on TV. But they are! And don't miss our new Tiny Tanya Turner ratings – the more Tanyas a show scores, the more we approve.
» UNCOMFORTABLE! Nighty Night, 10pm, BBC2
This is quite possibly the nastiest, most thoroughly unpleasant sitcom ever filmed. So it goes without saying that we absolutely love it, even though you will squirm your way through almost every scene. This week, the monstrous Jill fakes illness to ensure Don's full attention, and attempts to release Cath from her inner dwarf.
» PROMISCUOUS! Paradise Hotel, 11.20pm, five
Amanda Byram presides over another episode of the morally-questionable "fuck or fuck off" reality show.
» ITCHY! Sex Warts And All Down Under, 12.30am, BBC3
Laugh at Australians who have the clap.
» Are we missing something great? Or even something rubbish – we're honestly not fussed! Click on the comment link below and tell us all about it.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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INTRODUCING... :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: Grrr! Argh! Etc! :: JAMIE'S (WAY WITH) WORDS :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS :: FUCK ME FACTS! :: WE'RE FLYING TO TURKEY, QUITE POSSIBLY ON THE WING... :: HOME AND A GAY ::

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