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Monday, March 29, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Monday, March 29:
» Scientists at the University of California claimed that finger length could hold the key to a person's sexual orientation. We're not sure what the length of deviant digits is, but we're sure we have them.
» Our most favourite old-time comedy, Some Like it Hot, opened in Hollywood on this day in 1959, starring Marilyn Monroe, Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis.
» Hooray! The late Dame Thora Hird was voted Television Actress of the Year at the age of 87 in 1999.
» Mismatch alert! On the same day, it was revealed that Madonna and Ricky Martin had started work on a duet after meeting at the Grammy Awards a month previously.
» Happy birthday to: The Monty Python member who looked the best out in dresses, Eric Idle (61); TV newsreader John Suchet (60!) who we wouldn't normally mention, but he's due to retire this month after more than 30 years with ITN; glamour-puss Julie Goodyear (59), and Australian supermodel Elle MacPherson (40).
» Unrelated fact of the day: In Idaho, it is considered an offence to ride a merry-go-round on a Sunday.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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