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Monday, March 22, 2004

FUCK ME FACTS!

Amazing things about Monday, March 22:
» Niagara Falls ran dry 101 years ago. lowculture pities any fool that attempted going over the top in a barrel on that day.
» A fraud trial at Newport Crown Court collapsed after six months eight years ago, when the judge ruled that the evidence was too complicated for the jury to understand. In that case, should lowculture ever turn to a life of crime, we'll make sure it's really confusing crime. Suggestions please?
» On the same day, and Edinburgh ice cream company announced a few additions to its range of flavours, including whisky, porridge, garlic, bread and butter pudding, rice pudding and Guinness.
» An American man caught red-handed robbing a convenience store claimed it was his "evil twin" who was guilty of the crimes two years ago. He said his evil brother followed him round, dressed like him and carried out crimes using his identity. We're sure we've seen that storyline somewhere before . . .
» Happy birthday to: Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner (73), Human League singer Suzanne Sulley (41), and travelling singer/songwriter Roger Whittaker (68).

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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