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Tuesday, March 16, 2004

TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» Re:covered 7pm, BBC2 ... Ronan Keating performs his version of Brown Eyed Girl.
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Commentators have long suggested that the only thing missing from the wonderful Holby City is a pair of slutty lesbian nurses. Happily, this omission is corrected tonight.
» Brat Camp 9pm, Channel 4 ... Horrible teenagers get shouted at in the wilderness.
» Eurotrash 12.05am, Channel 4 ... Is this still on? Well, obviously, it is, but you know what we mean. Tonight, Antoine introduces a claymation version of the Kama Sutra.
» The Salem Witch Trials Midnight, Living TV ... Historical drama starring no less an actress than Kirstie Alley.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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