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Sunday, February 22, 2004

OH FUCK!

You will be delighted to learn that Eurovision Song Contest season is about to kick off and, once again, we will be bringing you all the very best/worst coverage of the annual shitfest.
We begin this week with a look at the six bright young things who are competing to represent the UK in Turkey on whatever night the thing happens to be being held. The six are:
» Enrap-Ture (three girls you've almost certainly never heard of).
» James Fox (one former Fame Academy contestant you've quite probably never heard of).
» Haifa (Pop Idol 1 contestant you've quite rightly forgotten).
» Hyrise (four boys, one of whom you might once have heard of if you were a fan of 3SL).
» Haydon (one boy you will have seen on Reborn In The USA, then wished you hadn't).
» Madison Taylor (one girl you've most definitely never heard of).
We'll be highlighting one a day for the rest of the week, but you can see them all do their Euro thing on BBC1 this Saturday at 6.25pm in Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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