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MAKING YOUR MIND UP TIME (Part 2)

Yes, it's another deep and meaningful insight into one of this year's UK Eurovision hopefuls. As ever, Your Eurovision Expert, the divine mistress Gigliola, will weigh in with her verdict as well.
2. Hold On To Our Love – James Fox
» THE WORDS...
Cause now that I've found that someone I believe in
And I feel so complete by your side
It's the only time I've ever loved somebody baby in my life
We gotta hold on to our love tonight
» WHO THE...? You might remember James Fox (27) from such notable celebrity appearances as his time in Fame Academy and those pictures of him and Alistair Griffin putting their bins out on the wrong day. Singing live to an audience of millions of people around the world should hold no fear for our James – he's got many a Blackpool summer season under his belt, after all.
» WHAT THE...? Hold On To Our Love sounds a little bit like the bastard offspring of Love Shine A Light and Westlife's Queen Of My Heart. It's a big, singalong anthem, and could do very well in the vote, especially if James performs in a tight vest.
» WHAT DID G-A-Y SAY?* London's homosexualists were out in force last Saturday to see all the contenders sing their little songs, and James was one of the more popular ones. He didn't even have to lift his shirt, rub his crotch and let boys touch him up like his chum Alistair Griffin did to get the gays to like him earlier this year.
» BET YOU NEVER KNEW... James lists Sting and Billy Joel as his main influences.
*NB - Gays are extremely fickle, so verdict is subject to change depending on who takes their shirt off between now and the voting.
» GIGLIOLA, YOUR EUROVISION EXPERT, SAYS: Oh babies! There is nothing I have taste in the Eurovisión more than a man who great and strapping like James. Its song is very beautiful, it wishes to take outside its lighter and to shake it around. I can visit James in her site of dressing up to give him pleasure, if I can do furtively beyond the man of the security.
» Chatter about matters of Eurovision importance at popjustice.com's Eurovision messageboard. Or email Gigliola with your comments and queries. And catch Eurovision: Making Your Mind Up on BBC1 this Saturday at 6.35pm.

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