Sunday, February 22, 2004
MAKING YOUR MIND UP TIME (Part 1)
So, then, here's everything you could ever hope to know about the first of the UK's potential Eurovision entrants.
1. Weekend (Gotta Work) – Enrap-Ture
» THE WORDS...
Tired eyes, sleepy head
My hair's left for dead
Just can't get ahead
I should have stayed in bed on Sunday
» WHO THE...? Enrap-Ture are Kelly (22), Mercedes (21) and Stacey (23). They describe their sound as "a mixture of R&B, hip-hop, fun, rock and pop". We describe it as "Happy Shopper Mis-Teeq".
» WHAT THE...? Weekend is one of our favourites from what we will diplomatically call a rather uneven selection. The girls themselves have absolutely massive Afros, which will enable them to be seen by people all the way at the back of the hall. The tune sounds like all the Mis-teeq songs mixed together, and there's even an attempt at some Aleesha-style shouting in the middle.
» WHAT DID G-A-Y SAY?* The massed gays of London couldn't get enough 'em. In a highly scientific vote that involved clapping for all the acts and letting Jeremy Joseph decide which group attracted the most applause, they came out on top – much to the obvious chagrin of Haydon.
» BET YOU NEVER KNEW... Enrap-Ture's favourite past Eurovision entry is Love City Groove from 1995.
*NB - Gays are extremely fickle, so verdict is subject to change depending on who takes their shirt off between now and the voting.
» GIGLIOLA, YOUR EUROVISION EXPERT, SAYS: Hello babies! I have listened close to the song by these three girls, and must say to him that I am enjoying her much. I am occupied in every day of the week, taking care of the several important functions of the Eurovisión, so I can identify strongly with the lyrics. She is very pretty, and I have danced to him seven or eight times.
» Chatter about matters of Eurovision importance at popjustice.com's Eurovision messageboard. Or email Gigliola with your comments and queries.
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