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Friday, February 06, 2004

FRIDAY'S LOW POINTS

Look, just don't even ASK what happened to Wednesday and Thursday's Low Points, OK? Just watch these:
» Boot Sale Challenge 2.30pm, ITV1 ... We know Lorne Spicer's not everybody's cup of tea, but calling her a boot is just not on.
» Friends 9pm, Channel 4 ... The final series kicks off with the aftermath of Joey and Rachel's snog-up. We've seen the first few episodes, and they're all crackers, so don't miss 'em.
» Will and Grace 9.35pm, Channel 4 ... The pair try to secure a new apartment, but must defeat Sandra Bernhard to get it.
» Banzai 11.45pm, Channel 4 ... We were pleasantly surprised at just how funny this still is when we watched it last week. Our favourite new feature was Helen from Big Brother as "Lady One Answer", but the game where viewers must guess how many times an incompetent boom microphone operator will clunk an interviewee on the head with the furry bit was quite good too.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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