Wednesday, February 04, 2004
"FUCKING C*NTS!"
That's what the charming John Lydon thinks of you, the general public, for voting to keep him in the Australian jungle last night.
Still, his outburst added a bit of spice to the build up to Diane's eviction last night. It's a shame the former athlete didn't get the chance to do a trial earlier in the show, though, because we think we quite like her now.
Her actual success in last night's trial, however, was completely pish. She failed to catch a single star among the bugs and slime that dropped on her as she sat in a canoe piloted by Peter Andre*.
Talking of whom, viewers will see Jordan involved in a bit of splash and grab tomorrow. No, we're not talking about the next time Mr Andre make a night time trip to thrust his Peter under the covers, but the next bushtucker trial.
She was picked by Diane, who discovered the model had called her "two faced" during her time in the jungle. But that's the nearest it came to spite for Diane, who looked genuinely excited about the whole experience, and not at all pissed off at being voted out (Mike Read, take note).
We don't know if it's just us, but an hour and a half seems far too long for the daily dose of snippets of camp life, repeats of previous activities and the Jordan and Peter saga.
Still, we're not giving up yet, as we're sure things will hot up again as the numbers drop further. If nothing else, we want to see if Jordan's boyfriend is standing on the other end of the bridge when Peter is evicted . . .
*But we did like her frantic stomping when she headed back to shore as she tried to get rid of the jungle cockroaches. We see a future in flamenco for Ms Modahl.
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