Once again, the telly is really rubbish tonight. If you're not glued to the non-stop I'm A Celebrity stuff on ITV2, you might want to try some of these.
» The Bill 8pm, ITV1 ... Sheelagh is freaking out about baby Niamh after her sighting of Des. She's worried that he might harm the baby – but fate is about to deal her an even crueller blow.
» Stupid and Dangerous 9pm, Sky One ... Halfwits eat nettles.
» Beckham's Body Parts 11.30pm, ITV1 ... A look at the appeal of David Beckham, with particular reference to his admirable physical attributes.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.