The schlock you won't want to miss today.
» Buffy The Vampire Slayer 6.45pm, BBC2 ... We've been watching this every night and remembering just how good it is. Wear your sci-fi geek anorak with pride! Tonight, a hunky football player has everyone swooning - even lady-preferring Willow.
» Holiday Showdown 9pm, ITV1 ... Let the Wife Swap rip-offs commence!
» Blackadder 2 9.40pm, UK Gold ... AKA the one with Tom Baker in it as the crazy sea captain.
» Queer Eye For The Straight Guy 9pm, Living TV ... Did you know, readers, that there are men called ho-mo-sexuals who like to kiss other men? On the face? The very idea! In this programme, a group of these so-called "queers" appropriate a straight man for their own deviant purposes (ie dressing him nicely and tidying up his house).
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.