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Monday, November 24, 2003

Monday's Low Points

The stuff you won't want to miss today.
» Countdown 3.15pm, Channel 4 ... Geoffrey Durham, alias The "Great" Soprendo, is in Dictionary Corner. For a whole week! Life is good.
» Coronation Street 7.30 and 8.30pm, ITV1 ... Bet Lynch has been exhumed once more, this time as part of a comedy storyline set in Blackpool. It seems that randy old brewery boss Cecil Newton has designs on our Bet, and plans to ask her to marry him. Unfortunately, Bet soon finds herself embroiled in Jim McDonald's escape plans - which, being Coronation Street, involve a seaside caravan.
» FILM: Jaws III 11.35pm, BBC1 ... We have extremely vague memories of this being in 3D when it was released at the cinema. This version, presumably, won't be, thus robbing the film of perhaps its only saving grace.
» Harry Hill's TV Burp 11.35pm, ITV2 ... In tonight's most perfect illustration of a man in a glass house throwing stones, Harry Hill critiques the week's TV.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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