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Monday, November 17, 2003

Monday's Low Points

The stuff you won't want to miss today.
» Trading Up 11.30am, BBC1 ... Justin and Colin turn another unsuspecting house gay.
» Coronation Street 7.30 and 8.30pm, ITV1 ... The deliciously evil Tracy Barlow prepares to walk up the aisle with Roy, ginger Tom bellows at his wife some more, and Steve Macdonald is concerned about his dad, Jim, who thinks his slutty wife may be getting the kind of pleasure that's definitely not Her Majesty's.
» FILM: Buried Secrets 12.05am, BBC1 ... Sometimes, it takes only a few words to guarantee a listing in this section. In this case, the words are: "Supernatural thriller starring Tiffany-Amber Thiessen."
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