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Thursday, September 18, 2003

Above and beyond the call of duty?

It's a tough job being a lowculture correspondent. We scoured the whole of the Universal Orlando Resort last week just to add to the site's hand-picked readership.
We sipped chilled beer in the club lounge, attended a unique Oscars bash and shat ourselves on the Jurassic Park ride* to ensure only those best suited to enjoy what we have to offer received their golden tickets to view - and they're all Brits!
So, today we wish a warm welcome to Naomi, Simon, Ashley, Mark, Paul, Susan, Ryan, Dave and Miles to the folds of lowculture (okay, okay, it's a bit pink, but the headache will subside within an hour. Or two)
We hope you all become regular viewers, but for the meantime: "I love you baby, and if it's quite alright, I need you, baby, . . . er . . . nur-nur nur-nur-nur-nuuur."
*Not literally. So very nearly, but not quite.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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