The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Liquid News 8pm, BBC3 ... We're currently digitally challenged, and one of the things we're missing most (apart from non-stop Justin Timberlake videos on MTV Hits and stripping slappers on Friendly TV) is our daily dose of Paddy O'Connell. Boo!
» Canterbury Tales 9pm, BBC1 ... Billie Piper gets her kit off for her art.
» Sweet Medicine 9pm, ITV1... lowculture favourite Jason Merrells (him out of Cutting It) is in this, and he's talking all posh and everything. Unfortunately, it's pretty dull stuff, and a poor replacement for the psychotic murder-fest that Peak Practice became by the time it was cruelly yanked off our screens.
» The Salon: Back In Business 10pm, Channel 4 ... Grumpy manager Paul is the only survivor from the original team, which is a shame, 'cos we found him really annoying. They're hoping a move to London's West End will help them attract celebs of a higher calibre than Paul from A1 and that bird who was in Dream Team, and for our sakes, we can only hope they fail.
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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses.
We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.