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Monday, June 23, 2003

Fuck me facts!

Amazing things about June 23:
» A spokesperson for the Royal family condemned a Hollywood docu-drama about Prince William this time last year. Wait until they hear about Princess Diana joining the X-Men.
» Tiffany kicked off her celebrated shopping mall tour in 1987. She travelled all around America, singing I Think We're Alone Now to excitable shoppers and imploring the children to behave.
» In 1990, 13-year-old Keith Sorrentino filed a $500,000 lawsuit against Madonna, claiming he suffered nightmares and started wetting the bed after Madge grabbed his camera, flung him to the ground and tried to choke him. Madonna filed a counter-suit against his sister, who she claimed was an obsessive fan.
» Tomorrow's World's very own Maggie Philbin is 48 today. And the one out of the Communards who wasn't Jimmy Somerville is 41.
» Wimbledon starts today. Last year, spectators enjoyed 34,000kg of strawberries and knocked back 60,000 pints of Pimms.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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