Wednesday, May 21, 2003
J-Lo and behold
The spirit of innovation remains strong at Madame Tussauds. We've already had a model of Kylie with a feelable derriere, a camp Graham Norton who shrieks smutty remarks at visitors and a squeezy Brad Pitt, but now another celebrity has been immortalised in an unusual way.
The museum's new J-Lo model, it has been reported, has blushing cheeks which turn bright red when you whisper sweet nothings in its ear.
Given Tussauds' current obsession with interactive arses, we're a bit worried that it won't be just the cheeks on La Lo's face that turn crimson.
Whatever, we are not impressed by the whole 'whispering-in-the-ear' nonsense. Surely it would be far more efficient (and enjoyable) to simply administer a good slap at either end?
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