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Tuesday, April 29, 2003

Right said Fred

Coronation Street's Tracy, one of our favourite TV strumpets, is set to shock viewers by nicking her gran's boyfriend!
And who will be playing this smouldering hunk of manhood? Why, Bernard Cribbins, of course.
The unlikely coupling will come about when Tracey discovers that the old bat, Blanche, has got her hooks into a multi-millionaire. Feeling the pinch after her split from Dev, Tracy decides that Wally Bannister, the ageing lothario, must be hers.
We just hope it doesn't end up with some kind of threesome.

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