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Monday, April 28, 2003

Monday's Low Points

The schlock you won't want to miss today
» Big Strong Boys 11am, BBC1 ... This show has been completely spoiled for us since Sarah Matravers, aka the evil Victoria Baptiste from Dream Team, joined as a presenter. We keep expecting her to try to sabotage the makeovers with some devious sexual plot.
» Murder, She Wrote 2.35pm, BBC1 ... Jessica receives a proposal of marriage. The chance of him being laid out on a mortuary slab by the end of the first act, or behind bars before the credits roll, are surely high.
» Family Affairs 6.30pm, Five ... Dave and Jake are shocked when Paul tells them they will both be out of a job. Not half as shocked as most of the cast were when they were told something similar last week, we bet.
» Hollyoaks Midnight, E4 ... Late night repeat alert! We hope they do a Night and Day and insert lots of extra tits and ass to create a soft porn version.
» Oh yeah, and something called I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here is starting at 9pm on ITV1. We've never heard of it, and there's been a refreshing lack of advance hype in the papers, but a few of you might want to watch it all the same.
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