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Monday, November 14, 2005

Chrissie's back, festive rack, at least it's not smack

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS TO SHOOT YOUR LOAD OVER

Think you've seen the last of Chrissie out of EastEnders >? Well think again. We may have seen her being banged up last week, but everyone's favourite curly-haired witch is back in December. Could there be a almighty twist in the tale? » Jordan has spunked £10,000 on Christmas lights. Well that should be enough for one tit, but what about the other one? » Shriek! Celebrity Love Island "star" Paul Danan has 'fessed up to having a bit of a coke habit. We would never have guessed! "I didn't want to go down that road because I cherish my career deeply," he said. All together now: "WHAT CAREER?"

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