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Tuesday, October 25, 2005

A plague on both your chalets

News reaches us that one of the UK's foremost acting talents has at last decided to turn her hand to a spot of Shakespeare.

Yes, Su Pollard will be giving audiences in Darlington, High Wycombe and and Wolverhampton her interpretation of the Nurse in a new production of Romeo and Juliet.

Early reports that the role has been expanded to feature a scene in which the Nurse manhandles Juliet into the Capulet family's olympic-size swimming pool following a particularly raucous knobbly-knees competition could not be confirmed at the time of writing, which suggests that we might have made them up.

In other Su-related news, a rather amusing photograph of the great lady appears in the new issue of Heat magazine. She appears in the 'circle of shame' section, where a pair of red ellipses draw rather unflattering attention to a couple of red ellipses of Su's own (ie you can see her nipples through her very sheer top).

Oh, Su!

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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