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Thursday, September 15, 2005

Fuck Me Facts! 15-09-05

The THREE MOST AMAZING FACTS you probably didn't know before you read this bit.
» ONE! The Sun newspaper was born on this day in 1964. Back then, it was a rather high-minded broadsheet with a radical left-wing agenda. Now it's packed with tits and celebrity tittle-tattle. That's what we call progress. FACT!
» TWO! Lynda Carter, who played spinning superheroine Wonder Woman in the 1970s, is set to take to the West End stage in Chicago. She'll take over the role of Mama Morton shortly. When we went to see Chicago, Mama was played by none other than Gaby Roslin. FACT!
» THREE! All that talk yesterday about David Boreanaz has left us feeling quite nostalgic about our favourite slightly fat vampire. So we're pleased to report that Angel creator Joss Whedon is muttering about plans for a one-off TV movie starring your man in the big leather coat and his old nemesis, Spike. FACT!
AND! Here's Uncaring Elsie's...
» DON'T-GIVE-A-FUCK FACT! Boris Becker is to be the new team captain on The Think It's All Over, which is apparently a television quiz programme about something called "sport". I DON'T CARE!

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