Thursday, March 11, 2004
FUCK ME FACTS!
Amazing things about Thursday, March 11:
» An Athens taxi driver discovered his wife was cheating on him in 1997, when a passenger asked to be taken to the cabbie's home, then let himself in.
» It was reported two years later that Hilary Clinton couldn't bear to sleep in the same bed as husband Bill. Well, three's a crowd, after all.
» A piece of toast, half-eaten by Justin Timberlake, drew an internet bid of $800.
» Two years later, Justin and Britney split up. Friends blamed their hectic work schedules. These days, we would have blamed his beard. We're not discounting the anniversary of the toast incident, mind you.
» More bread facts! Self-raising flour was invented by Henry Jones on this day in 1845. And 97 years later, the baking of white bread was banned - potentially fucking up the aforementioned toast incident, which may or may not have led to the break-up of one of pop's best known couples.
» Happy birthday to: Norman Lamont, British politician with a fondness for buying wine in shops he didn't usually frequent (72), and also to Thora Birch, the nice lady who took the stairlift to heaven last year. Oops, that was Thora Hird. Ms Birch is an actress of American Beauty and Ghost World. And she's 22 today.
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