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Tuesday, February 10, 2004

TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» Celebrity Fit Club 8pm, ITV1 ... The porky celebs have been denied pies for five weeks now. Find out who has been troughing on the sly – the scales do not lie.
» The World's Deadliest Swarms 8pm, five ... Bees, locusts, piranah – it seems there are swarms of all of these just roaming around, most probably outside your house RIGHT NOW.
» There's Something About Mary 9pm, ITV1 ... Old women snogging dogs, young women with spunk in their hair and lots more wholesome family fun. Be warned, though – the bestiality and bodily fluids will be rudely interrupted by Trevor McDonald at 10.30pm. Trevor will, presumably, not have spunk in his hair, or be snogging any dogs.
» Tetris: From Russia With Love 11.30pm, BBC4 ... Like many others, we spent much of the 1990s going slowly boss-eyed, staring at a computer monitor in an attempt to make assorted shapes made up of four squares all fit together then disappear. What the fuck were we THINKING? Find out in this nice programme.
» A Man's Best Friend 12.10am, Channel 4 ... You might think this would be a programme about dogs. But it's actually a programme about cocks.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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