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Tuesday, February 17, 2004

TUESDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» Holby City 8pm, BBC1 ... Let's face it, the Brits will probably be rubbish, as usual, so just stick to your usual Tuesday dose of heart transplants and fucking in the sluice room. This week, Chrissy must keep a secret from Ed – and, for once, it's got nothing to do with her shagging someone she shouldn't have.
» Angel 9pm, Sky One ... The Cautionary Tale Of Numero Cinco, in which a retired Mexican wrester joins Angel in a bid to defeat an Aztec warrior. This was very much a love-it-or-loathe-it experience for US fans, so let us know what you think.
» The Brit Awards: Party On! 10pm, ITV2 ... Thornton, the queen of ITV2, is wheeled out for the obligatory post-event shambles.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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