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Monday, February 16, 2004

MONDAY'S LOW POINTS

Get your looking gear round these:
» The Streets of San Francisco 2.35pm, five ... A youthful Arnold Schwarzenneger guest-stars as a body-builder who is teased about his physique.
» The Simpsons 6pm, BBC2 ... Homer and co are back, after two long weeks of ridiculous snooker and hopeless quiz shows.
» Strangest Ever 7.30pm, Channel 4 ... Bizarre modes of transport are featured today – including a boat made out of a giant Yorkshire pudding.
» Back To Reality 8pm, five ... Day two already, and we are anxious to see if anything interesting at all has happened yet.
» Live at Johnny's 8pm, BBC3 ... The hunt for a suitable TV format for Johnny Vaughan goes on. This latest effort claims to come from a garden shed, wherein Johnny is assisted by Ian Duncan-Smith. Mercifully, he is going to be busy with his new radio show soon, so we can put all the unpleasant memories of his various TV turkeys behind us.
» Gender Swap 10pm, five ... Barry out of EastEnders and Carol Smillie swap sexes for a day, and must try to fool their friends they are different people – and get through an evening of speed dating.
» Do you think we are a pack of losers with no taste in rubbish-but-enjoyable TV? Well, see if you can suggest anything better, then! Go on. Click on the comment link. We dare you.

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According to Marxist theory, cultural forms such as opera, classical music and the literary works of Shakespeare all fall under the heading of high culture. Low culture refers to a wide variety of cultural themes that are characterised by their consumption by the masses. We might not be Marxists, but we do know we loved Footballers Wives. If you do too, you'll know what this is all about.

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